Blonde Curtains

A good friend sent this to me and I just had to share! It’s too funny! Enjoy!

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.” The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.The blonde promptly replies, “Fifteen inches.” “Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small – what room are they for?” The blonde tells him that they aren’t for a room, but they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, “But miss, computers do not need curtains!” The blonde says, “Hellllooooooooo! I’ve got Windoooooows

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